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Staffroom Survival: The End-of-Year Party Pack

The whole end-of-year staffroom party, written and run by Bev. Eight games, thirty awards, every answer supplied. A$39, instant download.

Staffroom Survival: The End-of-Year Party Pack: sample pages

Somebody has to run the end-of-year do, and the staff social club has volunteered you. Congratulations. Sort of. I’ve written the lot. An invitation with RSVP slips. Staffroom Bingo with twenty different cards. A five-round survival quiz. Who Said That?, where you guess whether a quote came from a colleague or a Year 8. A team mystery: the Great Staffroom Coffee Machine Catastrophe. The Keith Files, the shocking personnel record of our Head of Geography. A duty roster lucky dip of prizes and forfeits. Thirty staffroom awards with certificates, from the Laminator Whisperer to the Keith Endurance Award. And a closing ceremony, so the night ends properly instead of just petering out by the urn.

Every game has its rules and a full answer key. The coordinator’s guide gives you a run sheet, a print list and a shopping list, so prep takes about forty minutes and a working printer (good luck). There’s even a welcome video from me to open the night, with a read-aloud script for staffrooms whose screen has given up. Spicy for the staff who can take it, clean for the school that can’t. Fun is now compulsory. Attendance will be noted.

— Bev, Acting Deputy Principal

What’s inside

A look inside Staffroom Survival: The End-of-Year Party Pack
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A4 PDFs, 97 pages × 2 versions. One purchase covers your staffroom. Prices in Australian dollars, tax included. Checkout is handled securely by Stripe.

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Questions

How do I get the files?

Straight after checkout you land on your download page. Bev also emails you the link, and it keeps working, so a lost PDF in March isn’t a crisis. Personal email works best: school spam filters are not ready for the spicy version.

Can I print copies for the whole staffroom?

Print as many as your staffroom, classroom or fridge can take. Please don’t forward the PDFs themselves. Your colleagues can buy their own, and Bev will know.

What’s the difference between clean and spicy?

The jokes are the same. The spicy version adds the word Bev mutters under her breath in every staff meeting.

Is there more coming?

Yes. New packs drop as numbered staff notices. Join the noticeboard below and you’ll hear first.

Free: Wednesday Staff Meeting Bingo

Pin yourself to Bev’s noticeboard and she’ll send you Staff Meeting Bingo free, ready to print before Wednesday. You’ll also hear first when new printables and Bell or Bust volumes drop.

Personal email works best. School spam filters clutch their pearls at the word “fuck”.