COMING SOON
Printables
Signs, certificates and staffroom notices you can print on the school’s dying photocopier. Bev has approved the font.
Tell me when they’re inSTAFF NOTICE NO. 002READ AND SIGN
Stuff for teachers down to their last fuck.
Games, printables and staffroom gear from a teacher who did thirty years in secondary and kept notes. Bev, our Acting Deputy Principal, has approved none of it.
NOW PLAYING · VOL. 1
Bell or Bust
Just your typical teaching day.
One school day. Twenty fucks. Eight stops from the car park to the 3pm bell, with Bev narrating every bad decision you make on the way. Everyone gets the same day, so you can compare scars in the group chat.
Play today’s day freeToday’s day is free, every day. $9 once unlocks unlimited days, forever, on all your own devices.
The supply cupboard
What’s on the shelves, and what Bev is still signing off.
IN THE WORKS
Bell or Bust Vol. 2: Reporting Season
Comment banks, deadlines and the eternal question of how to write “lazy” in a way a parent will sign.
Tell me when it dropsCOMING SOON
The Staffroom Shop
Mugs and totes that say what you’re thinking in the Wednesday staff meeting, so you don’t have to.
Tell me when it opensThe staff noticeboard
One email when something new lands: printables, new volumes, first look at the merch. Bev emails rarely. She resents it.
Who’s behind this
Snarky Teacher Stuff is run by Shari Brewer from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Thirty years in secondary classrooms, a lot of duty in the rain, and one recurring nightmare about a Period 5 relief lesson. Bev is fictional. Mostly.